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05-07-2006, 01:04 AM
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....I think I've got CHICK wheels.....
....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove......chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh.....chick wheels... chick wheels....do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap......Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe.....OMG.....my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again....I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....
then I woke up.....  .....thanks blackx3.....
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05-07-2006, 02:54 AM
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Should one get special advanced certification to join this thread? I think I'm just gonna lurk...
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05-07-2006, 08:21 AM
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Na na nana na....My wheels are bigger than your wheels. ....:p
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05-07-2006, 09:55 AM
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Can't believe you have style 57.
 They are soooo.........They come as a spare wheel on 3 and 4.4. 
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05-07-2006, 10:18 AM
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One question - did your gay male friend tell you they looked "chick-ish?"
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05-07-2006, 04:23 PM
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I've even had a few people point out to me that the X5 is a "chick" car, because, at least in northern California, a lot of chicks drive them. I tell those people "it's not a chick car when I'm driving it". I see a lot of guys driving those raised pick-ups, I call it "Tonka envy". Get my drift? Real men drive whatever they want, cars don't make a man, if you like your wheels, keep them!
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05-07-2006, 06:39 PM
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I said it before and I will say it again...
"Guaranteed to fix your problem! Now you will know for sure that your car isn't a "chick" car. Only $25! " http://bumpernuts.com/ Again, I don't know if this will keep people from calling you "gay".
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05-09-2006, 12:07 AM
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You brought tears to my eyes, and a full belly laugh that nearly woke the house up....then I googled for an image of Style 57's and the cycle began again. Thanks for making my day! The prognosis is good, however. Camel-toe reversal procedures have been quite successful and are as handy as a toll-free call to the Tire Rack! -Dave Style 168's My first Bimmer in fourteen years of ownership that kept its factory wheels!
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05-09-2006, 12:41 AM
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Same thing happened to me... 
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