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Old 07-22-2008, 11:39 PM
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Bentley laptop



The new Bentley laptop attempts to class up the notebook computer business with rich leather and hand-sewn cross stitching that comes directly from the storied brand's seats. Further connection between notebook and luxury vehicle comes from the use of a Bentley door handle that has been converted for computer carrying duty, and the laptop is supposedly "hand-built" just like the cars. Besides looking like a cross between a Coach hand bag and a George Foreman Grille, it also has sub-standard hardware specs as well. Oh, and it'll cost you a cool £10,000 to live the life of a poseur, too. What a deal. All is not lost, however, as the rest of the luxury automobile universe can look to this monstrosity as a reminder to never again build a branded laptop. Somehow we doubt they'll heed the warning.



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Old 07-23-2008, 12:08 AM
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Not nearly as functional as my Bentley branded, single-ply, toilet paper.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:17 AM
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I pass on this one
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:48 AM
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not heated and ventilated!? rubbish.
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:28 AM
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people who buy stuff like that don't own bentleys
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:30 AM
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Where's the male version?
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Old 07-23-2008, 11:50 AM
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give it up for wasting money....yayayayayayaya. Paris Hilton will have one.
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Hey...I don't know what you guys are talking about. I sure would not mind getting a Bentley lap-dance.



Ohhh...Lap-top. I misunderstood.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:10 PM
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Hey...I don't know what you guys are talking about. I sure would not mind getting a Bentley lap-dance.



Ohhh...Lap-top. I misunderstood.

That is different.


HEY KEEP YOUR HANDS OF THE DAM_ PAINT!
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:59 PM
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That is different.


HEY KEEP YOUR HANDS OF THE DAM_ PAINT!

Think about it...A new promotion from Bentley. Come in and get a lap-dance from our sales beauty. Now that's a test drive.
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