Monday Funday - X5world

07-14-2008, 05:22 PM

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Monday Funday

A taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Gore. They are asking for $10 million in ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection. Please, can you help?", the man begged.

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

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