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Questions like:

How much air should i put in my tires.......

Where's my dip stick?

Where can i get a free Navigation DVD?

How do i turn on my windshield wipers?

Where can i get the 2009 e70 manual?

What kind of oil should i use in my X?

What kind of gas should i buy?

What KIND of air should i put in my tires on Wednesday



OK..... whatever it is, no-matter how dumb, post it here......

If your not sure if it's dumb ask it anyway. Others will let you know if it is dumb.

When you get the answer."SMILE" it's all in good fun

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People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.
James A. Baldwin

How many union electricians does it take to replace a light bulb?

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would be for a Mac user.

OK I realllyyyy neeeeed help......

What grade fuel should I put in my car.

Oh it's an X5 if you wanted to know.

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2008 BMW 135i Convertible
2007 BMW X5 3.0si
2007 BMW X3 3.0si
2003 BMW X5 3.0i (retired)

Yes I just purchased a high end luxury car, but I can't afford 93 octane gas.

What does BMW stand for?

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2008 BMW X5 4.8i (E70)
Alpine White, Burl Walnut, Nevada Black, Sport Package, Cold Weather Package,
Premium Package, Technology Package,
Rear Climate Package, iPod adapter

With a name like Quicksilver you should be driving a Mercury

What is the difference between E53 and E70?

what's e53?

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