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Help: How to tell "A Dude looks like a Baby," to avoid "Crying Game" moment.
I know I will get some attention on this topic (or completely ignored...) I am deadly serious on this.
I met this lady while back who is quite attractive, nice thin build, 29, and Asian. Her scratch voice sort of bothered me at first but she was fine and feminine so I ignored. Here goes few red flags. 1. She told me in a month, she would take a flight to Thailand to get her boob-job and her hip-bones widened because lots of trans-gender goes to that country for the same reason. I asked, "why would you want to go where trans-sexuals go?" She says, "oh, it's because it only cost 6G including the flight tickets." 2. She mentioned her Korean version of myspace account. I looked it up immediately. Her Korean name was unmistakably a boy's name. (In that country you have to use your real name and National ID Number to register unless you are assuming someone's ID, very not likely.) 3. She mentioned she worked as a stylist back home for a while and worked with many gay. She sort of snarled at me for my disinterest in homosexual life style. 4. She playfully flashed her nipple bragging how small they are... I didn't take a good look at it but that wasn't right even considering she is an Asian. She works out religiously, and has a fine figure. Even though I have great eyes she looks like a baby, no doubt. Now I picture myself pumping my mouth with a plunger like Jim Carey in Ace Ventura. Okay, it is not really that funny to me now. Well I thought it over and over. If I ask her straight up and she is not a trans-gender it will be a real deal breaker. She is a great person, I could immediately stop talking to her but guess what I am CURIOUS. Is there any institution where I could bring her mouth swap for testing without breaking my bank? I am seeking advice. Please help. (I'll see if I could post her picture from her homepage.)
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Bi-curious? ![]() You do know it's "Dude looks like a lady" right?
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No, Sir. I am curious if she is a trans-gender or not.
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jonk: you said yourself; you dont want that scene from Ace Ventura replaying with you in the starring roll.......
Dude, you might just hafta ask point blank: is you is, or is you aint a lady? Whats up with the myspace account name; and I need to see your freakin' birth cert. |
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If a whip of me questioning this will ruin her financially and career-wise. She is a very popular hostess in high-end bar for men. Plus, she(?) is an awesome person for me ruin just because of my curiosity. I have too much respect for her as a person.
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