Thanks, all. I knew you guys were experts. I am going to bet on fast, but not favored, gray horses who poop big before the start, ridden by successful jockies that have to pee (this is all pretty scatological). If there are three of these in one race, I'll box them and I won't bet too much.

I get free food and drinks, so I can't lose anyway. I figure mint juleps would be appropriate.