Oh my... I am a woman and if you are a man I can kiss you; if you are a woman I'll give you a really big hug

Thank you so much, I have so much faith that this will work; I will do everything you said today. THANK YOU! You have truly made my day, my X means so much to me. Will keep you posted.
Oh yeah one more thing, what type of disinfectant can I spray down there?