05-07-2006, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by mdk5623
....my star-spoke 57 stock wheels look like they belong on that chick car, the X3....the more I thought about it, the more feminine I felt...so to clear my mind, I went for a drive..I drove and drove...... chick wheels...chick wheels...all of a sudden I felt people looking at me and my emasculated X as I began to drive around...they began to point....they began to laugh..... chick wheels... chick wheels.... do they think I'm a chick?...I checked the rear-view mirror quickly for affirmation....all of a sudden I smelled perfume...I looked around quickly then I felt compelled to look down into my lap...... Big Jim and the Twins began to bunch up into an unmistakeable camel toe..... OMG..... my star-spoke 57's have turned me into a chick....I checked the mirror again.... I saw cmyx5go's avatar looking back at me....
then I woke up.....  .....thanks blackx3..... |
One question - did your gay male friend tell you they looked "chick-ish?"
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Originally Posted by Winston Churchill
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